"The Bachelor in New Orleans" (New Orleans)

Through Sept. 3, Wednesdays only at 6 p.m., at Pirate’s Alley Café, 622 Pirate’s Alley (behind the Cabildo). Cost is a one-drink minimum and “pass the hat.” For more info: (504) 948-4167. Michael Martin performs in this adaptation of Robert Kinney’s 1940 tourist guide to the Crescent City.