"Guide Me, Father" (New Orleans)

May 5 through June 9, at La Nuit Theater, 5039 Freret St. (504) 231-7011 or lanuittheater.com. GREG is selected by God to hunt down Osama Bin Laden. Armed with his recently-purchased sciitar, GREG is psychically receiving messages on the exact location of the No. 1 Most Wanted Criminal. A highly paranoid and rather sleep-deprived Osama Bin Laden, on the other hand, has locked himself in his room away from his three over-eager advisors due to constant hallucinations of an angry American drawing closer and closer.