"Steel Magnolias" (Houma)

March 20, 21, 27 and 28, with dinner at 7 p.m. and showtime 8 p.m.; and March 22 and 29, 1 p.m. lunch and 2 p.m. curtain, at the Holiday Inn, 1800 Martin Luther King Blvd. For more info: (985) 879-7575. As Clairee Belcher says, “If you don’t have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!” This Lorna & Bernadette Production features an all-star local cast in the south Louisiana classic.