And the right answer is…

OK folks: It’s game time!

I give the slogan; you give the company who created it. (Correct answers are nowhere to be found in this newspaper. Or any other, for that matter.)

And don’t cheat. (“Cheating is like stealing.” n Mrs. Deuteronomy, my third grade teacher.)

“You are in good hands . . .”

a] State Farm Insurance

b] Progressive Insurance

c] The General Insurance

d] All State Insurance

e] Joe’s Massage Parlor

“Fly the friendly skies”

a] United Airlines

b] Delta

c] Southwest

d] Continental

e] Ducks Unlimited

“Don’t leave home without it”

a] VISA

b] American Express

c] Master Card

d] Your house key

“We’ll leave the light on for you”

a] Sheraton Hotels

b] Travel Lodge

c] Holiday Inn

d] Motel 6

e] After a fight with your wife, your best friend’s house

“Just do it”

a] Adidas

b] Underarmour

c] Asic

d] Nike

e] Trojan

“Leave the driving to us”

a] Greyhound

b] Grayhound

c] Redhound

d] Bulldog

“Snap, crackle and pop”

a] Rice Krispies

b] Captain Munch

c] Count Chocula

d] An 85-year-old at Joe’s Massage Parlor

“The happiest place on earth”

a] Six Flags

b] Disneyland

c] Wally World

d] A Barnum and Bailey clown reunion

“You will never roam alone”

a] Travelocity

b] Charlie Sheen’s best friend

c] All the women in the Playboy Mansion

d] All of the above

“We deliver for you”

a] UPS

b] Fed Ex

c] U.S. Postal Service

d] Domino’s Pizza

“We bring good things to life”

a] GE

b] Apple

c] Folgers Coffee

d] Joe’s Massage Parlor

“The king of beers”

a] Coors

b] Budweiser

c] Miller High Life

d] Henry Beers, the king of Prussia

“The choice of a new generation”

a] Coke

b] Pepsi

c] Mountain Dew

d] The Internet

“Reach out and touch someone”

a] Joe’s Massage Parlor

b] Ethel’s Massage Parlor

c] Triple A Massage Parlor

d] Acme’s Massage Parlor

“We try harder”

a] Hertz

b] Nationwide

c] Avis

d] Ron Paul

“Innovation”

a] 3M

b] 6M

c] 8J

d] 12

“It does a body good”

a] Milk Board

b] Lettuce Board

c] Carrot Board

d] Water Boarding

“We love to see you smile”

a] Burger King

b] McDonalds

c] Kentucky Fried Chicken

d] Joe’s Dentistry and Massage Parlor

“Think different”

a] Hewlett Packard

b] Droid

c] Apple

d] Ron Paul

e] Charlie Sheen

OK, that’s it. Next week it’ll be not-so-famous quotes by people you never heard of.